Jokes

Q.How did the chewing gum cross the road? A. It was stuck to the chickens foot
Q. What did the wasp say to the bee? A. Hey honey, what's the buzz
Q. Which outlaw developed a famous breed of sheepdog? A. Ned Collie
Q. What should you do if Frankenstein chases you? A. Make a bolt for it
Q. Why was the skeleton afraid to jump of a bridge? A. It didn't have the guts
Q. Why couldn't the bus play golf? A. It didn't have a driver